Thursday, July 30, 2009

No Quit on Mariquita: UPDATE

The seller of this pestilent dust bunny sanctuary is still begrudgingly chasing the market down, wringing his sweaty, greedy hands in anticipation of some brain-damaged clod happening by with a wheelbarrow full of cash.

And today is the latest installment of Too Little Too Late:

The list price was "$519,999" and changed to "$495,000"

Allow me to put this recent price reduction into perspective:

Jul 29, 2009 - Price Changed $495,000
Jul 13, 2009 - Relisted
Jul 01, 2009 - Delisted
May 07, 2009 - Relisted
May 05, 2009 - Delisted
Apr 19, 2009 - Price Changed $519,999
Feb 02, 2009 - Price Changed $529,999
Jul 28, 2008 - Price Changed $575,000
May 19, 2008 - Price Changed $600,000
Feb 25, 2008 - Listed $625,000

For those keeping score at home, the most recent price reduction on this Fixer (and for the realtor to not call it one is incredibly misleading) brings the total to $130,000 in bottom-chasing asininity. Mind you, it took a year and a half to get to the price they should have started with in 2008.

And if the seller thinks $495,000 is going to move this double-lot disaster, take another Ambien because you're fucking dreaming.

See you in another year and a half, Gomer.

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